HUMOR: It is not always easy being a teacher

02 September 2016
Author :   Chris Lubasi Luzongo Kalaluka
Picture courtesy of Ted.com

 

Dedicated to the wonderful, peaceful and comforting memory of my beloved late Dad, Mr. Godwin Luzongo Kalaluka, and to the glorious works of professional and parental teaching of his surviving wife and our mother, Mrs. Theresa Nasilele Kalaluka.

These have proven to be great teachers with the passage of time, professionally and otherwise.

Love you Mum!
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IT'S NOT ALWAYS EASY BEING A TEACHER
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Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
(Logic!! Children are quick and always speak their minds.)
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I love this child.)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir; It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
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PASS THIS AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!

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